I may have to make this a weekly tradition!
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Dear coupon clippers
It’s great that you get an extra good deal when items go on sale, but please leave one or two of them on the shelves so that others can enjoy the savings too!
Signed,
Irritated that none of the items I need are in stock.
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Dear daughter,
You have the ability to control your urine, as evidenced by the fact that as soon as you get off the potty, you run away peeing and giggling. I beg you…PLEASE start going in the potty!
Signed,
Who knew that “pee-pee” and “potty” would become such everyday words?
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Dear client,
If you decide to form an LLC in another state without consulting me first, please don’t come back and complain to me that you have additional taxes due in that state.
Signed,
I would have told you that had you bothered to ask
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Dear runny nose and cough,
Please go away. You already ruined my Memorial Day. Can’t you at least give me the weekend?
Signed,
I really need a break!
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