Dear client,
Why is it that I seem to be the only person who understands the legal structures of your companies? Please stop giving legal representation, states, and the federal government incorrect information that gets you into trouble.
Signed,
I’ve already answered that question 50 times, but I’ll gladly do it again since you’re paying me
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Dear son,
Thank you for wanting me whenever you see me walk into the room. It makes me feel like I’m doing at least something right.
Signed,
Your often clueless mama
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Dear postal service,
Why oh why do you have so many options that require checking a box to get, and the one time I don’t want the option, I have to check the box to refuse it. No signature required for delivery please! That’s what was said. But you didn’t bother to tell DH to check the stupid box. So instead of one day, it took 5. Thank you so much!
Signed,
Trying to be thoughtful but am instead annoying thanks to you
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Dear daughter,
Thanks for all the hugs. Thanks for all the kisses. Please no more kicking!
Signed,
I don’t like putting you in time-out.
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